Total Medals Earned: 88 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 920 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Lose The Gulag
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Get Sniped By A Camper
Win The Gulag
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/90 points)
Died 20 times in one sitting
Got to da chopper
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/235 points)
Survive the Disk Wheel for 10 seconds
Die in Discwheel
Survive the Disc Wheel for 30 seconds
Survive the Disc Wheel for OVER A MINUTE
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/280 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat Broyon, the first boss in this game.
Beat Hell Fighter, the second boss.
Beat level 25.
Get 100 Hit Points.
Get 200 max stamina.
Do 15 combo.
Medals Earned: 23/33 (235/425 points)
What's behind the curtain?
Stare into the eyes of nothingness
Meditate and mediate
It's really just a black notebook
Now that's a poster!
Muax baby <3
Stinky Clock Man
Doooooom
I just need a break
What does the C stand for?
What a freak!
Fine Movie you're watching Will
A little guy with a crown
Taste the rainbow lava!
Is that Bill?
Self-Promotion
Vibes
Just you vs the world
Legend of Lonk
DevilGarage FTW
Sunny at the pool party
Jeff!!!
Find the Moai Statue
Is that what future TV looks like?
KickAss Girl
Aaargh
Dreaaams
Windmill windmill
That's a lot of hair there
Rubbalubadubdub
Awaken your senses
That's a Penguin boy
Medals Earned: 22/50 (125/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Finish the game as Albany
Defeat Satan
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Check out the credits
Collect all items
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Brandish Sashka
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 13/20 (105/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Do it like Shotgun Man
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Died!
beat the game
Kill your first victim.
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)